Blogging in E minor
Usually just a bunch of silly crap.

Archive for June 2010

Vampires Aren’t Sexy!

June 26, 2010

It is imperative that we adults provide appropriate guidance to the youth of today. Their romanticizing of these ungodly creatures puts them at serious risk – renders them blind to the perverse, ungodly curse associated with these abominations.

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The Lemon Sucker’s Bogus Ticket Scam, Part II: You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up!

June 13, 2010

And just as soon as we finished our set, Gethsemane’s overzealous road crew whisked our gear away. I went to turn off my amp, only to find it gone. I hastily vacated the stage area to avoid being run over by castle turrets, Marshall stacks and a drawbridge.

The Lemon Sucker’s Bogus Ticket Scam, Part I: The Power of Positive Thinking

June 10, 2010

It was a dream-come-true being there. During an idle moment, I walked out on the same stage where I had seen many of my favorite bands perform over the years. Awestruck, I looked out into the vast expanse of empty seats before me. In less than two weeks, we would be playing there!