Blogging in E minor
Usually just a bunch of silly crap.

Posts Tagged ‘Sex

The Metal Years

February 3, 2011

For better or worse, the 80’s made me what I am today. The hard knocks I experienced during this Aqua Net encrusted decade turned me from an insecure, suburban misfit with very few prospects into the self-starting, problem-solving leader I am today.

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Does God Hate America?

January 19, 2011

Even when faced with the divisive teachings, despicable actions and the unrelenting bigotry of these raving, inbred Jaybillies, Americans have risen above the hatred. They remain true to their ideals of freedom of speech and due process.

How I Met My Muse, Part VI: “Prick!”

July 31, 2010

Back to 1979 (pay attention now) Maria’s proclamation of her love for me presented a problem; I simply did not feel the same about her.             Initially, Maria was a sort of novelty to me. She certainly wasn’t like the girls I had associated with in junior high. However, the excitement of the after-school make out sessions had since […]

How I Met My Muse, Part IV: Homecoming

July 21, 2010

In hindsight, that evening is significant in that it was perhaps our last “Cleaver Moment,” meaning we were functioning as a normal, loving and supportive nuclear family unit

How I Met My Muse, Part I: Squeaky Clean

July 16, 2010

It was as if from that point forward I was unconsciously driven to produce the exact opposite result my parents had intended.

Love and the Deadbeat Boss, Part III: We Play in the Rain

April 26, 2010

As torrential rains arrived, Felicia and I made love in our little room, the winds continuing to blast through the open window and scatter anything unattached around us. The world outside was being subjected to widespread meteorological fury as we took our passions to the next level in our tiny, safe, 8 x 10 world.

Takkic’s Top Picks

February 27, 2010

In the days leading up to my 20th post, I was determined to come up with something fitting. In less than three months’ time, Blogging in E minor’s readership has grown from a meagre handful to upwards of 70 hits per week. Wow! The creative fulfillment I get from this avocation has been intensely mood altering if not, […]

A Box Full of Pennies and a Dream, Part IV: 25 Years Later in Inconclusive Retrospect

February 18, 2010

I hope that I never need to know how to beg for money or gas vouchers, but I learned that it is possible to survive when you have next to nothing.

How the Wolf Cock-Blocked Me

January 29, 2010

Beautiful girls were everywhere . . . gorgeous, shapely, scantily clad women as far as the eye could see! Via multiple stereos, Y & T’s Summertime Girls rippled through the vast beachfront expanse and forever imprinted itself in my mind as the soundtrack to this graphic and beloved memory.

Beware of Orange Girls Bearing Gift Certificates: Our His and Hers Anniversary Massage Experience

January 18, 2010

. . . we enjoyed a very soothing 50-minute experience. However, it was not what I had expected. I had envisioned devil’s food cake with vanilla icing and nuts and chocolate shavings and fudge drizzled on top; what I got was granola.